Damnit, kids have all the fun these days.

One day they’re flying airplanes, the next they’re shootin’ hoops with NBA stars, like former Rookie of the Year Tyreke Evans.

Back in my day, I only got to play ball with other talentless kids, which is the primary reason I give for my failed basketball career. Seeing the hopes and dreams in the eyes of these kids makes me both jealous and fussy.

I don’t see why they couldn’t make room for me in this summer camp. You know, I’d like to play basketball with celebrities too! Stupid kids hogging summer camp…

Still, I suppose it is good to see guys like this giving something back to the kids. A few years ago, Chris Webber had a similar to-do at his (now debunked) restaurant. He gave me a bobble head, and I never forgot him for it. It was a very special day. What did ‘reke give me? Nada. He’s made a powerful enemy…

Perhaps I will create my own Photocalypse summer camp, where stupid kids aren’t allowed. I’ve even got one local celebrity committed to an appearance! Who wants in?