Just so you don’t think Viewfinder BLUES has gone all Ken Burns on ya, here’s a modern day screen-grab of a cutting-edge journalist in action. Okay, so it’s just a random snapshot of my friend Eric daydreaming. Maybe he was pondering one of life’s great mysteries, I dunno. See, some news shooters mentally calibrate disc space during press conferences. Others merely hallucinate. Me, I whip out the ole digital and photograph my cohorts. Sure, they roll their eyes, hide behind their tripods, even shoot me the occasional bird … but deep down inside their crusty little hearts, I believe they like it.

Though that would explain all the brake problems I’ve had with Unit Four.