What’s that? You’re a photog? And you’ve spent the last 9 months nurturing a soothing winter coat of fat and hair to keep you warm during those late-night December live shots? And May sweeps had to too busy to and too drunk to even consider doing anything about it?
To look good on the beach you need more than cargo pants, work boots, concert jersey, and a full sleeve tattoo of stories past. Never fear, Turd is here with a patented and proven workout guaranteed to trim your waist but not your billfold. It’s called PhoJo-sthenics.