Despite a strict diet of energy drinks and Boba Fett PEZ dust, most members of The Lenslinger Institute’s selection committee lost consciousness around three a.m. Their mission: locate any mention of a spring ritual that calls for the assault of a sen…

Despite a strict diet of energy drinks and Boba Fett PEZ dust, most members of The Lenslinger Institute’s selection committee lost consciousness around three a.m. Their mission: locate any mention of a spring ritual that calls for the assault of a sen…

Just when you thought I couldn’t find a more surreal landscape to explore than the John Edwards trial, something called ‘The X-Factor’ rolled into town. It’s no surprise, really. Back in 2006, that prickly Brit known as Simon Cowell brought American Id…

Just when you thought I couldn’t find a more surreal landscape to explore than the John Edwards trial, something called ‘The X-Factor’ rolled into town. It’s no surprise, really. Back in 2006, that prickly Brit known as Simon Cowell brought American Id…

Fire up enough satellite trucks in a row and you’re bound to bend a few moonbeams. I can’t explain the science behind it, but then again, high school algebra eluded me too. What I do know is that after only a few hours of continuing team smotherage, a …

Fire up enough satellite trucks in a row and you’re bound to bend a few moonbeams. I can’t explain the science behind it, but then again, high school algebra eluded me too. What I do know is that after only a few hours of continuing team smotherage, a …

If you’re anything like me, you’ve already wasted several hours of your life watching carefully-crafted whack-jobs gobble up other people’s property. You know, the show with the beguiling Brandy, that dithering hipster and the angry dwarf that yells “Y…