If you’re anything like me, you’ve already wasted several hours of your life watching carefully-crafted whack-jobs gobble up other people’s property. You know, the show with the beguiling Brandy, that dithering hipster and the angry dwarf that yells “Y…

Make no mistake, we here at The Lenslinger Institute take the study of schmucks very seriously. But not every crime against the camera qualifies for full alert status. Some are just so stupid, they’re better left unexamined. Such was the case with tha…

Make no mistake, we here at The Lenslinger Institute take the study of schmucks very seriously. But not every crime against the camera qualifies for full alert status. Some are just so stupid, they’re better left unexamined. Such was the case with tha…

I was foraging for Cheesy Poofs when the scrum began to stir. Sensing the disturbance, I set aside my appetite and leaned out of the live truck. There, across the street, a clutch of rogues and pirates were once again assembling outside Greensboro’s fe…

I was foraging for Cheesy Poofs when the scrum began to stir. Sensing the disturbance, I set aside my appetite and leaned out of the live truck. There, across the street, a clutch of rogues and pirates were once again assembling outside Greensboro’s fe…

The jury for the John Edwards trial has yet to even be seated and I AM OVER IT! The waiting, the walk-downs, the existential angst of choosing where to wolf down lunch … quite frankly, I could do without it. But even an alleged loner like myself reco…

The jury for the John Edwards trial has yet to even be seated and I AM OVER IT! The waiting, the walk-downs, the existential angst of choosing where to wolf down lunch … quite frankly, I could do without it. But even an alleged loner like myself reco…