Okay, so it’s no radioactive spleen, but there ARE occupational hazards to long term lenslinging. I’m not talking ham hocks and eyeballs either. You can throw out your shoulder or screw up your vision earning all kinds of paychecks. No, I’m more intere…

Seen here in its natural environment, the Lenslingamus Maturicus is known for contorting its form to feed itself and others. Note that sensible hoof covering, the belted thorax, the dime store wristwatch … all signs of a fully grown photogopod. But …

Seen here in its natural environment, the Lenslingamus Maturicus is known for contorting its form to feed itself and others. Note that sensible hoof covering, the belted thorax, the dime store wristwatch … all signs of a fully grown photogopod. But …

Seen here in its natural environment, the Lenslingamus Maturicus is known for contorting its form to feed itself and others. Note that sensible hoof covering, the belted thorax, the dime store wristwatch … all signs of a fully grown photogopod. But …

Doesn’t matter what it is: draft pick, nervous jury verdict, new sherbert flavor. When camera crews collect in corridors waiting for something solid to be said, one can almost taste the inquietude. Hey, you’d get antsy too if the only thing standing be…

Doesn’t matter what it is: draft pick, nervous jury verdict, new sherbert flavor. When camera crews collect in corridors waiting for something solid to be said, one can almost taste the inquietude. Hey, you’d get antsy too if the only thing standing be…

Ahh, Hollywood. You can backpedal down a spiral staircase with a fresh death-row inmate and four photogs you don’t even like and STILL not suffer the concussion that is a red carpet event. I knew that going into my latest American Idol mission and asid…