With loss comes introspection, an affliction from which I’ve suffered all my life. What can I say: I muse in Hi-Def. That doesn’t mean I’m smarter than you; it just means that if I ever got tossed in a car trunk and driven across state lines, I could e…

With loss comes introspection, an affliction from which I’ve suffered all my life. What can I say: I muse in Hi-Def. That doesn’t mean I’m smarter than you; it just means that if I ever got tossed in a car trunk and driven across state lines, I could e…

They don’t call them ‘asshole magnets’ just because it sounds cool. A fully exposed fanycam can attract morons from a five mile radius. Factor in a governmental center or packed sports bar and you have one more reason why you should keep one eye open a…

They don’t call them ‘asshole magnets’ just because it sounds cool. A fully exposed fanycam can attract morons from a five mile radius. Factor in a governmental center or packed sports bar and you have one more reason why you should keep one eye open a…

Sorry about the lack of updates, but it’s been a tough week here at Lenslinger Central. On Monday, my biological father Dick Carney died suddenly. Dick was more than the source of half my DNA.  He was a loving old goat who didn’t let a hard knock …

Sorry about the lack of updates, but it’s been a tough week here at Lenslinger Central. On Monday, my biological father Dick Carney died suddenly. Dick was more than the source of half my DNA.  He was a loving old goat who didn’t let a hard knock …

It’s a fact too few people know: In 1961 a crippled B-52 dropped two megaton nuclear weapons on the farm community of Faro, North Carolina. I grew up a few miles from where those bombs landed and I always heard rumors about the night Wayne County was n…